Monday, July 26, 2010

Gosh Darnit, Brandon Lozza Needs To Feel Special!

Freetard extraordinaire Brandon Lozza, in what looks like an attempt to feel incredibly smart and distinguished, has decreed from on high that computers are too easy to use. Let's examine the great one's claims for a moment:

Computers are too easy to use. I think Bill Gates caused great harm to the computer industry.

I think you cause more harm to the computer industry with your nonsensical babbling, not to mention pointless harassment of people far smarter than you that eventually got you fired. If Gates harmed the computer industry by working to make computers easy to use then what about the people who removed the need to flip switches on a massive computer filled with zillions of vacuum tubes? While we're at it, we should just stop using computers because manual math is more difficult.
Face it dude. Computers are not some holy grail thing that must only be accessible to the enlightened ones. They are a tool, just like you. The only difference is a computer serves a purpose and doesn't usually spew garbage.
Anyway, back to the inane babbling:

Now, thanks to Microsoft anybody can use a computer and this means all sorts of idiots will be browsing the web.

Don't forget Apple too. They're real big on that whole usability thing.

The same thing is happening to Linux too. Soon everything will be just like it is on a Mac.

Oh, so apple is in fact a target of your nonsensical rant. For a minute there I thought it was all about microsoft. You know, "Bill Gates" and all.

I’m thinking of designing a keyboard that has all sorts of friendly looking shortcuts for users. However, if they press any of those keys it will set their arms on fire.

I'm sure when you say "design" you really mean "phantasize about while I should be working."

Widdwe Bwandon goes on to name a bunch of people who in his opinion have "some form of mental illness" for reasons only he can fathem, except for this one:

3. People who own a Mac, and hate PC’s.

These people really are mentally ill. Is this a form of self recrimination here? Is Brandon really a reverse troll?

In conclusion: let me tell you something, you demented freetard. I work with a group of biologists who's stool is smarter than you. None of them can tell me what C is or why it might royally suck. (I'm sure you disagree about it sucking because it makes you 1337er) You know what? I'm fine with that. They do things like examine HIV proteins and RNA, stuff that goes right over my head (and to think that I know more C than you). So stop evangelizing and do something productive for once.

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