I don't know you. You don't know me. Let's keep it that way.

Why does every random person that I've ever been in the same room with add me as a friend on Facebook despite the fact that we probably never spoke? Moreover why are they surprised when I send them a message asking exactly who they are, because I really don't know. If you didn't talk to me because you were awkwarded out by a blind person in your midst, consider this your forceably-being-removed-from-the-shell moment. You'll feel some pain but it's for your own good. To the rest of you: go away.